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This is the famous Y! Chat transcript from the day when Gremmi, working in a 'net cafe, was attempting to dislodge a rather large excrescence from the bathroom.
I had preserved all of the text colours from the original chat session, but the filesize with all of the HTML formatting was ridiculous - and almost impossible to edit - at around 290k. You'll forgive the black and white, I'm sure.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: 
ironman2398: Hello room
mospinispinosp: Hi Iron.
ironman2398: Hi mos
amberdragondawn smiles welcome
stonecoldmicks: hi iron
GreyShirt joined.
ironman2398: Hi micky.
hogmehkog: wb grey
stonecoldmicks: wb shirt
GreyShirt: Ok. So much for efficiency.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Wb, Mr. S.
ironman2398: Hi Grey
GreyShirt: Tankoo.
GreyShirt: Now what?
amberdragondawn: wb grey
mospinispinosp throws a zelephant at R.
mospinispinosp: wb Mr Shirt.
GreyShirt: No wonder Yahoo's getting so slow. It's gummed up with all the ZoidAliases.
MasterChameleon is back.
MasterChameleon: wb Mr. Shirt
mospinispinosp: wb.
MasterChameleon: hi ironman
GreyShirt: Tankoo, too.
GreyShirt: Hi, iron.
ironman2398: Hi cham!
Charles_Bronsons_moustache couldn't get in with anything else.
ironman2398: How are you grey?
GreyShirt: A likely story.
GreyShirt: I'm.........bossless.
mospinispinosp couldn't get in with anything else either.
suraj275 joined.
ironman2398: Out of the job?
sylph_of_mystery: i have to go for a bit, kids...back later
mospinispinosp: Bossless is good. :)
sylph_of_mystery: hugs
ironman2398: Not o be too blunt
mospinispinosp: Bye Sylphie.
amberdragondawn: huggles sylphie
sylph_of_mystery left.
GreyShirt: The job is still here. The bosses aren't. Hence, I have more free time than there's poop in the GremToilet.
suraj275 left.
ironman2398: So flush the Grem poop
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: @ The Toilet.
GreyShirt: He's been trying. Which has been the topic of conversation for the past three hours.
ironman2398: I have an idea
mospinispinosp: Why did you have to start it again?
MasterChameleon . o O ( this reminds me of a D-Grade late late late movie )
GreyShirt: Because I'm a baaaaaaad boy.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: If it involves Pepsi, don't bother.
amberdragondawn: LOL
ironman2398: Hot water
mospinispinosp whaps the bad man.
hogmehkog: LOL
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: bbl
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR left.
hogmehkog: thats a good idea!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: @ boiling shit.
ironman2398: Yes I am sick as hell, but it works.
mospinispinosp laughs, that is different.
MasterChameleon: afk a few
ironman2398: Yea it is.
MasterChameleon is away.(Stepped Out)
hogmehkog: it will..... ....melt it
MasterChameleon: ok, EW
MasterChameleon is back.
ironman2398: Thats the idea
MasterChameleon: had to do that before i really went afk
amberdragondawn: wb chammy
MasterChameleon is away.(Stepped Out)
GreyShirt: I assume you've tried the plunger thingamabobbie?
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin is afraid of getting any source of heat near the toilet for fears of a catalytical reaction.
ironman2398: Ohh yea.
amberdragondawn: LOL
ironman2398: Loads of times
hogmehkog: try a kettle full of boiling water grem
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin doesn't have a plunger.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin is away.(Be Right Back)
puppyofmosh joined.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache bets he's buying a plunger.
GreyShirt: Aha. That might have been the simplest...........erm..............solution.
mospinispinosp waits for the verdict.
hogmehkog: :D this should be good!
ironman2398: Either that or get a metal hanger and some how seporate the paper from the stools
puppyofmosh: jesus are you guys still talking shit?
mospinispinosp: Yes Puppy.
GreyShirt . o O ( There's no evidence of a ZoidApplication in our files, by the way. However, we haven't checked with Corporate yet. )
hogmehkog |!!!!! @ cack sorting
ironman2398: I am a janitor.
puppyofmosh: omfg i'm out of here
puppyofmosh: cyall l8a
mospinispinosp: Grey decided to ressurect the subject.
puppyofmosh: grey is a bad man
GreyShirt: :-D
ironman2398: Maby a snake would be helpfullt
GreyShirt . o O ( Sure beats "ne1 want 2 chat?", doesn't it? )
Charles_Bronsons_moustache chuckles.
puppyofmosh: seeing as you're on the subject, http:\\www.goatse.cx
ironman2398: EWWW.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin is back.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: @ the smell!!!!!!!
hogmehkog: laffs
GreyShirt . o O ( "It's the smmmmeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll". )
puppyofmosh: u guys were just asking for some aversion therapy
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Wb, C.
ironman2398: What else?
GreyShirt: WC, b?
ironman2398: Hmm
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin took the "hot water" suggestion.
ironman2398: And?
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: !!!!!!!
hogmehkog: and?
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin can now smell steam-boiled turd everywhere.
amberdragondawn . o O ( isnt that what i said to do last night? )
GreyShirt: Malodorous steam, methinks.
ironman2398: YEA!!!!
hogmehkog: :))
mospinispinosp: ICK!!!!!
amberdragondawn: LOL
puppyofmosh: ttfn scatmunchers
puppyofmosh left.
amberdragondawn: oh my lol .... thats to funny
hogmehkog: no wonder you've no customers :))
amberdragondawn sends gremmy air freshners
ironman2398: Any one for natural gas?
GreyShirt . o O ( "I love the smell of steam in the morning. It smells like.................toilets." )
amberdragondawn: lol iron
hogmehkog: LOL
ironman2398: I mean seriosly!
amberdragondawn giggles
amberdragondawn: poor gremmy lol
amberdragondawn: you have an issue with toilets and all we do is sit here and laugh
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin:
amberdragondawn: shame for us lol
hogmehkog: :))
Charles_Bronsons_moustache:
GreyShirt: Ain't we a bunch of............erm............stinkers?
amberdragondawn: LOL grey
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: !!!!!
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hogmehkog: no luck?
ironman2398: Waaaa ha ha aaa
mospinispinosp: It stilll wont flush?
amberdragondawn: id say to use even more hot water... but poiled feces just is not my thing lol
plipax2000 left.
amberdragondawn: poiled=boiled
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amberdragondawn: wb ssuk
starstream_uk: ta amber
amberdragondawn: yw
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mospinispinosp: wb Starstream.
starstream_uk: ta oen
ironman2398: HAs a gas mask onm
troifan2: hello everyone
ironman2398: No one light up
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Image of a toilet filled with day-old liquified shit too large to have gone down the s-bend, doused with 5-gallons of bleach, an undetermined amount of Pepsi, some floor cleaner and hot water.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Soup of the Day.
starstream_uk: oh thanks
hogmehkog: LMAO
GreyShirt: Hiya, Ms. ss-sie.
starstream_uk: hiya grey
amberdragondawn: roflol
ironman2398: B feast.
ironman2398 left.
starstream_uk: what a mental image
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starstream_uk: hiya mike
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Yo, Mike.
mospinispinosp: Hi Mike.
amberdragondawn: heyla mike
GreyShirt: I was looking for a hardware store in GremVille.
hogmehkog: hiya mike
GreyShirt: Stumbled across this: APW Electronics is looking to recruit 200 new staff following the expansion of its radio base stations factory at Chandler's Ford in Hampshire.
xii0: hey Streamy, Chris, Amber, mos...?
amberdragondawn: niiice graphics gremmy
mospinispinosp: Mospinispinosp.
xii0: Yo Kog
amberdragondawn: eeps mike...wheres ya ava?
amberdragondawn: ooh there it is
GreyShirt: Hiya, 12-0
xii0: I can see your avatar now too.
xii0: Yo Shirt.
amberdragondawn: :D aint it nice
troifan2 left.
xii0: it's got a green glow to the hair...
amberdragondawn: hmmm speaking of ava's ...i have a few pending.... brb
xii0: lag?
amberdragondawn: nope
xii0: nope...
xii0: Re: nice graphics gremmy... what graphics?
amberdragondawn: LOL
amberdragondawn: the graphic visual of gremmy's toilet problem
xii0: Ah.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache isn't Gremmy.
amberdragondawn: knows you arent gremmy
amberdragondawn: i was saying it TOO gremmy
mospinispinosp left.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin piffs some boiled fecal matter at Mike.
hogmehkog: wb oen
amberdragondawn giggles
Charles_Bronsons_moustache was the one who described the appearance of the toilet.
hogmehkog: oh
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mospinispinosp |
mospinispinosp:
xii0: o_O
amberdragondawn: wb oen
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Wb, O.
hogmehkog: wb oen
GreyShirt wonders if Mr. G saw the newsflash up above?
xii0: Charles is Russ?
amberdragondawn: you boys are sooo seriuos lol
mospinispinosp: Thanks, thanks, thanks.
em_1995: JOINED ROOM......HI
amberdragondawn: and so funny to
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: BOILED SHIT....Sod off.
xii0 is about as serious as leprosy on an orange donkey singing la bumba.
amberdragondawn: lol...sorry...couldnt help that lol
starstream_uk . o O ( welcoming too aent they:P )
amberdragondawn: LOL
starstream_uk: r
stonecoldmicks: hi ss
starstream_uk: hiya micks
mospinispinosp is confused.
starstream_uk: hows the prparations going?
amberdragondawn: well... i never expected a welcome lol
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin didn't.
stonecoldmicks: not bad taking a break to charge the drill as i have a blind to put up
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin was Chat Classic-ing.
starstream_uk: ahh
stonecoldmicks: also bit tired
GreyShirt re-newsflashes: APW Electronics is looking to recruit 200 new staff following the expansion of its radio base stations factory at Chandler's Ford in Hampshire.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Ooo
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin enquires.
xii0 . o O ( I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row." )
amberdragondawn: lol mike
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stonecoldmicks: hi aka
xii0: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=100769 << fear my glassboys!
mospinispinosp: Hi Aka.
amberdragondawn: heyla aka
amberdragondawn: hows you?
xii0 pokens Oen
GreyShirt: Hiya, Ms. Aka.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Deviant Tarts.
stonecoldmicks: ok back to the tidying will talk now and again
xii0: Don't you mean devian tarts?
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Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Where's the fun in that?
em_1995: BIT WORRIED ABOUT THE WAR IN MIDDLE EAST WENT TO BY THE BOOK KORAN ABOUT THE MUSLIM FAITH SURPRISED TO FIND IT FULL OF ROCKERS WITH GUITARS. VERY WORRYING P.S. NO OFFENCE MEANT
xii0 bounces all "gunna get my own bass" like
ejsheridan: hi sci fi dudes
xii0 is not a dude, do not call me dude.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Moron.
amberdragondawn: lol mike
Akasha_the_Voluptuous left.
amberdragondawn: are you going to play your bass over vc when you get it?
mospinispinosp: What the fuck are you talking about Em?
ejsheridan: its clairew#
xii0: hmm... if I get an amp, and it has a headphones output then I can try.
em_1995: Kerrang magazine, get it!
mospinispinosp pokes Mike.
amberdragondawn: cool
mospinispinosp: No.
xii0 pokes Oen
GreyShirt: Hmmm. Getting a lil thick in here.
stonecoldmicks is away.(Stepped Out)
mospinispinosp pokes Mike.
mospinispinosp read that as getting a lick there.
amberdragondawn steals greys coffee
xii0 pokers Amber
amberdragondawn pokes mike
ejsheridan left.
em_1995 is away.(Stepped Out)
em_1995 left.
mospinispinosp: Good.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: All Your Base Are Belong To Some Guy Called Nigel.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Nigel Hawthorne./
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Errant slash.
xii0: @ people who can use Maya exceedingly well
MasterChameleon is back.
GreyShirt: Aha. That's what's missing.
GreyShirt is away.(Recoffeefying.)
xii0 pokes Oen and Amber... STIMULTANEOUSLY!
xii0: hurrah for lag
amberdragondawn is poked
amberdragondawn whaps mike with a pillow
starstream_uk left.
mospinispinosp pokes Mike.
xii0 giggles
xii0 pokes Amber and Oen, then Oen again, then once more, then prods Amber again.
amberdragondawn grabs mikes hands and tapes them to his knees
mospinispinosp grabs Mike, ties him up and pokes him multiple times.
amberdragondawn: lol oen
amberdragondawn: great minds
GreyShirt is back.
amberdragondawn: wb grey
GreyShirt: Tankoo.
mospinispinosp: wb Grey.
xii0 has his hands taped to his knees? Sweeeet!
hogmehkog: ahhh coffee
GreyShirt: Tankoo, too.
xii0 sings the lag song... "lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag."
mospinispinosp gags Mike too.
amberdragondawn: puts a blindfold on for good measure
xii0 gets out of all restraints.
xii0: Mwhahahaha.
GreyShirt wonders where Mr. G has wandered off to.
hogmehkog: i shudder to think
amberdragondawn: wageing war on the plumbing?
amberdragondawn: a nice stickl of dynamite will handle his plumbing problems i should think
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The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin is aimlessly wandering.
amberdragondawn: wb aka
MasterChameleon: SKAG!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous left.
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GreyShirt: Not to mention combine the DotComCafe with whatever establishment is next door.
hogmehkog: wonder what kind of noise that would make?
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MasterChameleon: was it something i said?
Akasha_the_Voluptuous joined.
mospinispinosp glues Mike to the table, ties, binds, handcuffs and gags him.
mospinispinosp: wb Aka.
MasterChameleon: wb skag
xii0 evades pitiful restraints. I'm in chat, therefore untouchable :P
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: ack..brb
amberdragondawn: aka has revolving door ?
amberdragondawn pokes mike
xii0 pokes Amber
Charles_Bronsons_moustache is composing a Baroque-esque piano..thing.
GreyShirt: If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
amberdragondawn pokes mike
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: well, I just came in to take a break...but I have someone looking over my shoulder, so to speak...so I will bbl *hugglies and what not(
Akasha_the_Voluptuous left.
xii0 pokey pokes Amber
amberdragondawn poketypoketypoketypokepokepoke mike
xii0 collapses in a fit of giggles
xii0: mehehehehehe
xii0: :D
amberdragondawn: hmmm...wonder where my knitting needles went?
amberdragondawn rummages in the needle bin
mospinispinosp left.
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Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Wb, O.
xii0 rummages in the suit o' armour bin
amberdragondawn: wb oen
mospinispinosp: Bloody BigPond.
xii0: Welcome back Oen
mospinispinosp: Thanks, thanks and thanks.
xii0 wonders what's the deal with Oen's current name...
xii0: looks like Mos Pinis Pinosp.
xii0: Is that Hebrew for Sting has an angry inch?
amberdragondawn: lol mike
amberdragondawn: ya silly
mospinispinosp laughs.
mospinispinosp: Sluggy Freelance.
xii0: O_o
xii0: eh?
xii0: That was quite random.
hogmehkog:
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amberdragondawn: heyla prinny
smashing_prinkins: hey hey ADD
hogmehkog left.
smashing_prinkins munching chips
hogmehkog joined.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Yo Proffiterole.
xii0: Yo Prinno
smashing_prinkins: :prods
xii0: Chips again?! Egads.
GreyShirt: Hiya, Ms. fprinsie.
smashing_prinkins: well hello boys!
xii0 prods Prinno :D
smashing_prinkins: hey hey mr.shirt
mospinispinosp: Mike-
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Yo, fPrin.
mospinispinosp: http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=011110
smashing_prinkins: wow you too have almost the exact same blend!!
mospinispinosp: Hi Prin.
smashing_prinkins: chips always
smashing_prinkins: i am a chip addict
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smashing_prinkins: the only thing i eat i swear
dinaus left.
smashing_prinkins: ya'all area bit quiet today...
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin tests
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin emulates.
MasterChameleon is away.(Auto Away)
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin fails, prolly.
smashing_prinkins: had a test today
smashing_prinkins: forgot what Nash Equilibrium was
amberdragondawn: did you do good on it prinny?
smashing_prinkins: thats was three questions :\
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Emulates.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Too bright.
xii0: That's wierd Oen...
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Too Bright.
hogmehkog: you know when you say it wont flush? is that cos theres no water?
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Too Bright.
smashing_prinkins: where is oen?
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Damn fades.
smashing_prinkins: damn fades!
smashing_prinkins: he
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Testicles. Testes. Testosterone. Rhys.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Testicles. Testes. Testosterone. Rhys.
smashing_prinkins: hah ha
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Testicles. Testes. Testosterone. Rhys.
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GreyShirt: Oie.
GreyShirt: wb, Ana.
smashing_prinkins: still not right
smashing_prinkins: oh MIke Mail
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR wanders back in
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR has muchos lag
xii0: Hey annananna.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Wb, Annables.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Toilets.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Speaking of which...
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin checks.
smashing_prinkins: check what?
GreyShirt runs around with a magic marker, scrawling big "I"s on Aussie "For Rent" signs.
mospinispinosp changes colours.
mospinispinosp: Orange.
mospinispinosp: Ick.
smashing_prinkins: ick indeedy
mospinispinosp: Orange.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: Someone's done the opposite to that on the public toilets at Martin Place Station.
smashing_prinkins: my back web thingum just shut down :\
GreyShirt: Hire a loo. What a concept.
xii0: big what's on the for rent signs?
GreyShirt hires a loo.
GreyShirt ships it GremWards.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache: @ Space Cowboys.
smashing_prinkins: and triple @ space cowboys
GreyShirt . o O ( Aussie "For Rent" signs are actually "To Let". Stick an I up there. You had to have been there. )
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amberdragondawn: lol
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smashing_prinkins: damnit!
amberdragondawn: wb prinny
amberdragondawn: wb aka
smashing_prinkins: hiyas aka
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: hiyas
smashing_prinkins: thanks Amb
MasterChameleon is back.
MasterChameleon: aka!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: gonna try again
Akasha_the_Voluptuous hugglies her hag
MasterChameleon: Jack says hiya
MasterChameleon hugglies the skag
Akasha_the_Voluptuous waves to Jack
xii0: Ah so it was a capital i rather than a lower case L.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: YOu know jack, SHE REALLY MISSED YOU!!!!
xii0: And I guess I didn't get the To Let bit though since I've usually seen For Rent
Charles_Bronsons_moustache waits for the toilet verdict.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Well...it went down...
xii0 . o O ( Will you take a bribe? No... but if you give me some money I'll do whatever you want! )
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Then I flushed..and it came back up.
smashing_prinkins: heh
GreyShirt: Ooooo. Progress!!!
amberdragondawn: what is that critter on your ava mike?
amberdragondawn: its druving me bonkers
MasterChameleon: he saw
smashing_prinkins: DOH!
GreyShirt: Oooo. Retrogress.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: heheh
amberdragondawn: ummm gremmy?
amberdragondawn: when it goes down...pour a big bucket of hot water in it
smashing_prinkins: at work Chris?
Charles_Bronsons_moustache is gonna try something.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin:
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR left.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Yup Prif.
Charles_Bronsons_moustache will prolly be locked out of Yahoo for a period again.
mospinispinosp: All oof it came back up?
xii0 . o O ( There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. )
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: It went down. "Flush" It came back up.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous is at work
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The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi:
amberdragondawn piffs fish at mike
amberdragondawn: wb gremmi
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi successfully changes ID.
smashing_prinkins: what the hell?
MasterChameleon: wb Zoid
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: who the what?
smashing_prinkins: huggles aka
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Buoyant proto-matter disguised as feces.
xii0 piffs a goldfish at Amber
mospinispinosp: wb.
amberdragondawn piffs fruit at mike
xii0: Got one that refuses to flush eh Chris?
xii0 eats the fruit
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: It's only been trying to sink for two days, now.
xii0: O_o
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Wb, R.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous hugglies prinny
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Tyoo.
xii0: Have you tried putting loo roll all over it then flushing?
amberdragondawn: can a dog get a furball?
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: Oooo monster turds!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: !!!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: is it a turtle turd?
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The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Physical contact with the..thing.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: It's not a solid anymore.
xii0: ... you don't have to touch it.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: ewwwwwwwww
UnchartedTerritoriesDRD: hmmm
smashing_prinkins: gross
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: beat it with a toilet brush
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Wet'n'dry vacuum cleaner. Suck it out.
hogmehkog: and its STILL not gone?
GreyShirt: Now!! At the Georgia Dome!! NASCAR Proudly Presents the Monster Turd Competition!!!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
smashing_prinkins: attempts to change th subject
GreyShirt calms.
mospinispinosp should probably sleep.
smashing_prinkins: so Howabou them Lions!
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR joined.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: Hey, I have nipples!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin needs to pee again.
xii0: Welcome back Anna
GreyShirt . o O ( O_O )
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin looks at the sink.
hogmehkog: good luck
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Go pee on it.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: hey mike!
smashing_prinkins high fives aka for the change of subject
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: :D@prinny
GreyShirt: The sink. That's the answer. And run water. Cold water.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: take a piss out the back door
hogmehkog: lots
smashing_prinkins: alot of water
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Cold water?
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi . o O ( "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" )
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi:
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: no chris, just pee in your pants
xii0 . o O ( hahaha )
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin will end up like Sting.
smashing_prinkins:
smashing_prinkins: we wouldnt want that chris
UnchartedTerritoriesDRD: ok nevermind mornings are not good
hogmehkog: more boiling water
UnchartedTerritoriesDRD left.
xii0: Yo John
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: what the hell?
hogmehkog:
smashing_prinkins: not good?
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi has an image of a customer arriving whilst C is pissing in the sink.
smashing_prinkins: fuck you very much
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Said image.
smashing_prinkins coughes
hogmehkog: LOL
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin uses the bathroom sink!
amberdragondawn: LOL
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin isn't gonna whizz over the dirty cutlery.
amberdragondawn hands prinny cough syrup
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Pee is sterile. You could prolly pee on the cutlery, then just rinse it off.
GreyShirt harrumphs.
MasterChameleon . o O ( makes ya wonder about the daily special.... )
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: LOL
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: stop discussing the ideal place to piss and ust go do it!
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: just^
xii0: Just Do It... hehehe
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR cries @ typo
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Nike Urine.
GreyShirt makes note: plastic utensils in GremVille.
hogmehkog: have a slash in the kettle
amberdragondawn: roflol
xii0 . o O ( Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst!" Burns: "Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." )
amberdragondawn: note...finger foods only in gremville
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin pees in the coffee machine.
MasterChameleon: bring your own Mr.
smashing_prinkins: my subject change attempt was not successful
MasterChameleon: Mr. Shirt even
xii0 prods Prinny with a toaster
smashing_prinkins Swears: "Harry Potter!"
amberdragondawn poles mike
smashing_prinkins: toaster!!
amberdragondawn pokes also
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: !!! @ poling!!
amberdragondawn: lol gremmi
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: My ex is taking my son to see that tomorrow...I don't pity him one bit :D
xii0 is poled by Amber... O_o I thought you were a chick...
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin serves Mr. S an extra creamy double thick Cappucino.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: !!!!!!!!
amberdragondawn whaps mike
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Ew!
hogmehkog: salty!
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi goes to hunt down the website about the nutritional value of sploodge again.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: !!!
hogmehkog: :))
xii0: hehehe @ Amber
smashing_prinkins: gross!!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin peed in the coffee! Didn't crack one off in it!
hogmehkog: :))
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: im sure grey appreciates the drink..
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: It's the same as egg white, nutritionally.
GreyShirt: Double.
GreyShirt: Thick.
hogmehkog: !!!!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: well prinny, I'm trying to change the subject...but the force of the pee pee talk is too much!
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: !!
xii0: So Aka... you have nipples ey?
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: Yes, yes I do...two of them
smashing_prinkins: so Aka are those nipples pierced or un pierced
xii0: Two!
xii0: Amazing!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: currently unpierced
GreyShirt ponders switching to Coke. Permanently.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin believes this has to be transcripted.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi agrees.
smashing_prinkins: currently?
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: yes. probably never subject to change, but you never know
MasterChameleon: Zoid, save this conversation, i have to go
smashing_prinkins: so does that mean there are little metal rings in the future?
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin munches a battered sausage.
amberdragondawn: rings?
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: I could hit my 35th bday and decide to preserve my youth is some reckless way
hogmehkog: try letting a fire extinguisher off down the khazi
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin got too close to the coffee machine.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: fddfjkfbsfjl
amberdragondawn: oi
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: sjkdfbkdjsjkfbd
xii0 has an artwork with metal rings in it! http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=100267
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR hisses @ ugly fonts
amberdragondawn left.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Battering sausages.
ladywaterwind joined.
MasterChameleon: be back later people, time for me to wake the Munch up and i need ot eat
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Rhys.
MasterChameleon: to too
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: I pierced my nose for my 30th, so who knows...I will brb!!!!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous is away.(Not At Home)
hogmehkog: that would dislodge it
MasterChameleon: bye everyone
MasterChameleon left.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin sprinkles some choccie flakes onto Mr. S's cappucino.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi saw a rather nifty book in Grace Bros t'other day.
smashing_prinkins: Hiyas lww
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi fears the flakes.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: You'll never guess where I got those from!
smashing_prinkins: Grace Jones in concert!
ladywaterwind: hiyas fprinny, huggles
smashing_prinkins: space!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin fears he's pushing decency a little too far.
GreyShirt: Oh, dear.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Since when has that been an object?
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin watches decency fall off the cliff.
mospinispinosp piffs stuff at LWW.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR ponders walking the dog
GreyShirt: Hiya, Ms. lww-sie.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: I'm in one of those "moods"
ladywaterwind: umm, who are you?
ladywaterwind: hiyas mr. grey
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: jess!
GreyShirt ponders contacting IsaVille for accomodations.
xii0: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=76881 << Piccie of Gambit, Chris.
ladywaterwind: anna!
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi emulates fade.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: @ Gambit the innefectual X-Man.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Test. Testicles. Testosteroids. Rhys.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Lack of blue.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: jessie, chris just served grey a cup of piss.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: With double cream.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: What's he doing with his leg?
ladywaterwind: "|
ladywaterwind:
GreyShirt left it on the DotComCounter.
mospinispinosp piffs more stuff at LWW.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin watches the DotComCounter start to corrode.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: You have corrosive piss?
ladywaterwind: and again, i ask, who are you person who is piffing stuff at me
mospinispinosp clicks random.
mospinispinosp random.
ladywaterwind laughs
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR thinks chris and Z would make the perfect couple
ladywaterwind: ok, now i know
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin:
mospinispinosp: Random.
ladywaterwind piffs some randoms at mosp
mospinispinosp ducks.
GreyShirt: Oh, lordy, lordy.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Image of Gambit apparently castrating himself with his own heel.
mospinispinosp piffs it back.
ladywaterwind: lol anna
GreyShirt would sell tickets to their first meeting.
xii0: hahaha... there's a coloured in version too.
mospinispinosp buys front row seets.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin will supply the coffee.
humingbird39 joined.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi believes it should be televised.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: lol
smashing_prinkins: i cant find the link!!!
funny_guy019 joined.
xii0: Looks equally painful.
smashing_prinkins: dispairs in ever bieng uip to Spam PAr
ladywaterwind should be studying for her math exam coming up in about three hours
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: they'd be cracking jokes without smiling once the whole time
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin puts on a gas mask, and snuggles up to his coffee machine.
xii0: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=83058
ladywaterwind: ooooh!!! i got a b on my psychology final!! :D
ladywaterwind bounces
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: yay! @ b
humingbird39 left.
ladywaterwind: that brings my overall grade in there to a b :D
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: you shoulda gone for an A though...
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin has all of chat now transcripted, from 10 'o clock this morning.
mospinispinosp: Congrats LWW!!!!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin has 5 hours worth of chat on his desktop.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi won't sleep properly tonight.
ladywaterwind: and you know what, i'm good. i had circled 15 i thought that there was a even slightest chance i would miss, and i missed 15 questions. hehe
xii0: O_o
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi will dream of the Golgoltha of Eastleigh.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Extraneous "l".
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin ponders just leaving the toilet to it's own devices.
smashing_prinkins: 5 hours?!
stonecoldmicks is back.
hogmehkog: it wants a depthcharge droping in it
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: hey micks
stonecoldmicks: hi all back for a few
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi watches infomercials of some woman mixing a fluid in a food processor that'd give the toilet competition.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin has sprayed about 4 cans of air freshner into the cubicle.
smashing_prinkins: hey hey micks
stonecoldmicks Huggles all his friends
mospinispinosp: wb Micks.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous is back.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: turd talk still going on?
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi still wonders who actually shat the shit.
smashing_prinkins: unfortunately aka
GreyShirt: Well, now I know how to find GremVille. Just "follow my nose".
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: It wasn't me. I don't dump in the cafe.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: I think all that turd talk stimulated my bowels
hogmehkog: and what was he eating??
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin doesn't like that toilet even when it's working.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: @ Ceramic seats.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: It was prolly Jon.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: can you please talk about something else? :((
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: That'd make sense.
hogmehkog: heheheh
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: so anyway
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: My son's bday is next, he'll be 10...
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: which makes me 25
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: LOL
Akasha_the_Voluptuous:
xii0 's birthday is tomorrow
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Jon destroyed the toilet.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR 's birthday was last week!
hogmehkog: try giving it a poke with the bog brush
smashing_prinkins: oie aka
nomaanyousaf joined.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: Golgotha. Squeezed. From. The. Buttocks. Of. Jon.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: !!!!!!
stonecoldmicks . o O ( very here )
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: AAAAH! :((
hogmehkog: LOL
stonecoldmicks: Wow I could get use to half days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: did I mention that I have nipples?
xii0: The buttocks of Jon sound like a formidable opponent.
xii0: Ye did Aka.
stonecoldmicks: Heyup he doesn't like to be called ducky :D
mospinispinosp: Happy Brthday Mike!!!
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR: im gonna walk the dog now..you guys are disgusting.
nomaanyousaf left.
KurT_CobainS_TwiN_SisteR is away.(On Vacation)
xii0: Unfortunately Chris has a one and a half track mind.
stonecoldmicks: hey up aka, very here!
hogmehkog: :D
Akasha_the_Voluptuous: Hey very!
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: I can't think of a better parting gift, though. "We're closing the cafe." "Fine. Have a toilet full of shit. G'bye!"
xii0: Thanks Oen.
Akasha_the_Voluptuous hands mike a happy birthday beaver
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin chuckles.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: Not to mention a toilet full of bleach, Pepsi, floor cleaner and rudimentary intelligent life.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin won't mention the coffee machine.
xii0 left.
GreyShirt spews honest to golly coffee.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: On your way out. "Oh, by the way, coffee's boiled."
GreyShirt gags.
hogmehkog: "one lump or two?"
xii0 joined.
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi: !!!
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin . o O ( "Have you got any of those chocolate flakes you sprinkle on top?" "I'll rummage around and see what I can come up with.." )
xii0: Birthday Beaver?!
xii0: O_o
mospinispinosp: wb Mike.
xii0: Thanks.
xii0 now has an annoying IPF window stuck on the top of everything
smashing_prinkins: its a great time in Detroit
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin: "Make it a milky one.."
hogmehkog: "think you can manage two lumps baldrick?"
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi . o O ( "How about creamer?" "I'll see if I can squeeze some out." )
smashing_prinkins: speaking of gag!!!!!!!!!
GreyShirt: Yipes.
GreyShirt: Speaking of non-clickable.....
xii0 . o O ( "If I have two beans, and another two beans, what do I have?" "Three beans and another one?!" )
bignic66 joined.
The_Gremlin_from_the_Kremlin goes to investigate the toilet.
smashing_prinkins: great getawa
smashing_prinkins: get away
smashing_prinkins: !
The_Gremmi_from_the_Kremmi waits at a safe distance.
xii0 . o O ( "No, if I have two beans, and two beans, what do I have?!" "A small casserole?" )
smashing_prinkins: oh sorry
smashing_prinkins: let me make that clickable i wast even lookin
smashing_prinkins: http://visitdetroit.com
stonecoldmicks: heyup fprin, verydeadly here!
stonecoldmicks: :D
smashing_prinkins: hey hey VeryDarlinh howare you!!
ladywaterwind ooohs. i just figured it up, as long as i get something above a failing mark, i'll end up with a b overall in my math class :D
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