Robots in disguise. In dresses.


the colonpipes a comic of random randomness - now with added roughness
Jeff Goldblum is trying to burgle my house. My childhood was haunting.


This is a webcomic. Sort of. It's purely random. The first three frames are generated from a selection of random frames, and tacked together in (hopefully) a humourous fashion.

There're a few frames created by Miek in the style of Roughing It, just to keep it...surreal.

This used to be on the front page, but I replaced it with the Jelly Bean Generator. So yes.







All content is © Russell Gawthorpe, 2003 and all subsequent years, including this one, and probably the next one, unless otherwise credited. IMAGE AND CONCEPT THEFT IS ILLEGAL.*

*..possibly.

This page was generated in a cardboard box alongside the M4.

CAUTION: Do not ingest this website. Deliberate concentration and inhalation of this website can be harmful and fatal, and probably won't do your self esteem any favours. This website takes no responsibility for the development of acne, canker sores or any kind of rash, boils or undue lumps in the rectal/anal/buttockal region.

This webpage best viewed with a monitor lizard that makes a really low, bassy growl when angry. A web browser is recommended, but may cause cancer.

Some random words to make the search engines freak out:
Ornithoid Libido Snatching! Rachmaninoff Concerto Manipulation! Anal Dwelling! Nearly Not The Last Artichoke! No Drilling Spaniards! Speak Of The Cucumber! Microphone Is The Language Of Sauce! Never The Main Femur!