Maybe she slipped and landed smatch-down on a piping hot duck.
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I was perusing my searchstring statstics, checking out what people searched for to find colonpipe.com. One of the search results was "comics with the word flippant in them". I dearly wish I'd made that up.

Anyhow, I figured whoever performed the above search was pretty desperate to find comics about flippancy, so Searchstring Comics were born; two-frame comics based on whatever the best interpretation I can come up with for an entered searchstring might happen to be. Starting with THE WORD FLIPPANT.






















Guest comic by PD. Natch.























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So. You're reading the bit at the bottom again. how about I suggest some things you could be doing instead? Then, when you get to the end of the paragraph, you can feel vaguely fulfilled and perhaps even go out and do one or all of them? Or you can just think "Hey, he's just knocking off ideas from Monkey Island!", but it's all good in the end. Anyhow, why not wash the car, or buy some groceries? Donate someone's body to science! Invent a new way to varnish wood! Learn a new language! Learn two new languages! Find some bugs! Then race 'em! Kill the losers.

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Some random words to make the search engines freak out:
Saggitarius Stroodle! Garlic Mungbean! Serendipitous Tutu! Abnormal Finch! Mongbotty Organist! Sputnik Charmer! Lilliputian Spectator! Nipple Garnish! Splade Turnip! Funk Delicious! Gosling Batter! Chip Supreme! Retentive Scorpion! Sardine Wrangler! Aerodynamic Kumquat!