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Hooray, we're high-tech. To place these things in your phone, you'll need to grab them via WAP/GPRS. The screensaver thingies are designed to fit the outside screen of a Nokia 7200, which (shock horror) is the phone I have, so..they're probably useless to everyone else. Correct me if I'm wrong, though. I know the wallpapers with black backgrounds are useless because most phones tend to like placing black text over top of them, but hey. Just don't use them.


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Screen savers:


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The last one, in use, looks something like this:

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