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colonpipe.com 88x31 buttons:

<A HREF="http://www.colonpipe.com/"> <IMG SRC="http://www.colonpipe.com/buttons/dzcom/colonpipe88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0" ALT="colonpipe.com - where apathy gets you everywhere" ></A> <A HREF="http://www.colonpipe.com/"> <IMG SRC="http://www.colonpipe.com/buttons/dzcom/colonpipe_sms_88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0" ALT="colonpipe.com - where apathy gets you everywhere"></A> New artsy-fartsy buttons to allow you to link to colonpipe.com. Please be sure to actually link to colonpipe.com with the button. Just in case you're a moron or something.







data-zoid.com 88x31 button:

<A HREF="http://www.data-zoid.com"> <IMG SRC="http://www.data-zoid.com/buttons/dz88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0" ALT="colonpipe.com - where apathy gets you everywhere"></A> A small army of alternatives appear below, you can discern the URL for these yourself and stick it in place of the URL in the above HTML. You can do it! You're 'net savvy!





Rafters 88x31 buttons:

<A HREF="http://www.data-zoid.com/rafters"> <IMG SRC="http://www.data-zoid.com/buttons/ftrs88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0" ALT="rafters - it's chatalicious"></A> <A HREF="http://www.data-zoid.com/rafters"> <IMG SRC="http://www.data-zoid.com/buttons/rftrs88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0" ALT="rafters - it's chatalicious"></A>

fraxyl 88x31 button:

<A HREF="http://fraxyl.data-zoid.com"> <IMG SRC="http://fraxyl.data-zoid.com/images/frxyl88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0"></A>

Roughing It 88x31 button and banner:

<A HREF="http://fraxyl.data-zoid.com"> <IMG SRC="http://fraxyl.data-zoid.com/roughing/ri88x31.gif" WIDTH="88" HEIGHT="31" BORDER="0"></A>
<A HREF="http://fraxyl.data-zoid.com"> <IMG SRC="http://fraxyl.data-zoid.com/images/ri_banner.gif" WIDTH="468" HEIGHT="60" BORDER="0"></A>

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