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FullyRambomatic.com
A humour website owned and operated by Benjamin "Yahtzee" Croshaw, author of a small bundle of AGS adveture games, including Five Days A Stranger and its sequel, Seven Days A Skeptic. Also features about eleventy squillion telephone directories worth of updates, reviews, essays, and assorted other crap. Enjoy.

X-Entertainment.com
Possibly (one of) the best site(s) on the internet. An article-based exploration of all things kitsch and nostalgic, and all things weird, pop-cult-related, edible and out-of-date. Genius.

Michael Bluejay
An extremely content-rich site dedicated to (as far as I can tell) whatever crosses Mr. Bluejay's mind. Also features sister-sites dealing with the history of Ben Folds Five, bicycling in Austin TX and the laws associated therewith and an abundance of other material.

Alterian Legends
BK's roleplay site. This is linked here for no reason I can fathom, but hey. I like to provide a service to the community.

The SOS
Seans Duffy and Lucy join forces to assault the internet with various..uh..stuff.

The Searian 'blog
It's like a direct connection into Sean's brain. BRAIN, I tell you.

Featherless Bipeds
Webcomic of immense proportions as pioneered by the other Sean. Well, as well as one can "pioneer" the idea of sprite-based comics.

Original Sub-Par Comics
Mike Hannings original foray into..you guessed it, sprite-based comics.

Rant Morgan
Features mostly "how-to" guides on various humourous subjects. Enjoy.

Cassildra.com
Nicki's website of poetry and what-have-you.

The Rotten Library
A sorely under-advertised part of the internet featuring an abundance of well-written, informative and amusing articles on a variety of subjects including pop culture, medicine, the occult, celebrities and terrorists. Seriously, don't be put off by the "rotten.com" part, this is a seriously fascinating library of information.

The Australian Rock Database
This is a Swedish (?) website dedicated to Australian rock music. It's also the site I check artists against to make sure they're welcome on the ozmidi archive page.

The Onion
The pique of news satire on the internet.

Sev
Australian geek-humour site geared towards sci-fi and fantasy TV shows, particularly the likes of Star Trek.

CatEnema
Home of the delightful story "I gave my cat an enema".







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