Admiral_Datazoid: isnt it fun moca
moca_: oh yeah...barrels

Admiral_Datazoid: hi chef
Admiral_Datazoid: hi chef
Admiral_Datazoid breaks it up into syllables "HI" ... "CHEF"

babyluv666: whatever all you niggers and jewa
MasterChameleon: jewa??
Admiral_Datazoid: jewa?!
Kaworu_Nagisa_in_a_Dress: niggers and jewa ...
MasterChameleon: in english please
Admiral_Datazoid: wtf is a jewa?!?
Kaworu_Nagisa_in_a_Dress: wow cant even give stereotypical profanities right ....
MasterChameleon: i have no idea data

babyluv666 left the room
Rodya_Raskolnikov: baby had a sudden yearning for her horse

AcidicA106: I'm not really an asshole... I just play one in cyberspace
Admiral_Datazoid: I'm not really an asshole, I just play one in real life

Admiral_Datazoid . o O (The belief that you are actually accomplishing anything by this meaningless display of real-life cowardice indicates how truly stupid and pathetic you are, Darth. Get a life.)

12-Guage: SHINOBI COMETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rimmer_nl: i wish SHINOBI would LEAVETH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admiral_Datazoid picks up the lag demon by the scrotum and pulls its nuts so hard they pop off and splatter on the ceiling

Admiral_Datazoid grabs lag demon and pulls its urethra out through its foramen magnum, then strangles it with the sinewy bits

Admiral_Datazoid: I'd like to see a movie where ther chat on the internet and spend at least 45 minutes recovering from boots, server crashes and miscellaneous Java exceptions ... could be kinda fun "No computers were harmed in the making of this motion picture"
Stephen_the_Vampire: haaha lol@data
zero_omega_8: the Zoid scares m
zero_omega_8: but he makes sense

GreyShirt . o O (Mental Note: add a backslash before thinking.)

Admiral_Datazoid . o O (We are the Lag! You will lower your keyboards and surrender your mice. We will add your chronological and monetary distinctiveness to our own. Your chatrooms will adapt to service us. Patience is futile.)

Cassandra099: oh ta ... a scone

Curly2233: dead men do talk
Morgaine_nz: dead men wear plaid too
Admiral_Datazoid: dead man walking! dead man walking!
Royaldeadboy: dead man chatting
Admiral_Datazoid: most dead men I know wear paisley

Admiral_Datazoid: errr ... dont you like have a macrame class or something dear?
Mrs_Datazoid: lol
Admiral_Datazoid: I think the bowling ladies are waiting for you
Admiral_Datazoid: or the other people in white ...
Mrs_Datazoid: ack! bowling I forgot!

imrama1: the new inspector gadget is out
Admiral_Datazoid: matthew broderick
Admiral_Datazoid: go go gadget acting credentials

Rodya_Raskolnikov: so were you on drugs when you saw the film Fear?

MasterChameleon: pony express
Cassandra099: over the ocean cham?? ...drown the ponies ... lol

Selky_woman: any other nom de plumes?
Admiral_Datazoid pulls the plume off a nom ... will this do?

Admiral_Datazoid pokes cass with a "wake up and smell the coffee" stick
Cassandra099 smells the coffee stick ... yummm
daishi_darkangel_captain smells the coffee and eats the stick

Cassandra099 gives MocaCrow a big huggle, coz she likes them
MocaCrow: whoohoo!! im plural!!

GreyShirt goes and sits on the couch with misty eyes.
Greyshirt wags finger @ zoid: You scalliwag, you.

mocas_lost_siamese_twin: eweww i think my cats flatulating
GreyShirt: Thank you, moca, for that bit of detail.

mocas_lost_siamese_twin: . o O (please not the wookie ... please not the wookie...)

Admiral_Datazoid: grey, I'm going to try an experiment
GreyShirt: Do I need to alert the fire brigade, zoid?

Admiral Datazoid pats moca on the back, man-hug style ... then backs away ...
MocaCrow hugs data quick and jumps away before anyone notices

Cassandra099: Data... its easy to make a move in chat ... in cyberspace .. no one can hear you scream

Admiral_Datazoid: yeppers (they're like kippers, but less fishy)
tabby_cat_kitten: almost got me again Data
Cassandra099: waits for tabby's nose to explode with coca cola

GreyShirt: Hows the "Get piccie(s) out of Ms. Hawk" quest going, zoid?

Darquecyde: Captain Jellico had a problem with being in charge
Admiral_Datazoid: Jellico was a nutter, he made Troi trade in the low-cut dress for a standard uniform
Darquecyde: That he was ... I think he was sick in the head

Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker bounces
Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker stops bouncing
GreyShirt notices parts of Morg keep bouncing.
Admiral_Datazoid tries not to look.
Izhape notices too
Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker strips off her Cheerleader sweatshirt
GreyShirt decides that the GreyShirt Emulation Program is shot to pieces.
Izhape wonders why his legs feel funny
GreyShirt collects his wits.
Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker looks at Izzy, Data and grey
Admiral_Datazoid wipes fog off the inside of the chatroom windows.
GreyShirt wipes fog off the inside of his glasses.
Izhape is glad he was lying down
Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker huggles grey the generous
GreyShirt would huggle back, but his hands might get some ideas of their own ...
Admiral_Datazoid . o O (You shouldn't hug Grey when you're dressed like that.)
Admiral_Datazoid . o O (Besides, I don't think Grey will be standing up for a while...)

Admiral_Datazoid: I have to change servers. Will be back shortly. If you are not here when I return, I will be ... displeased.
Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker will endeavour to stay
GreyShirt will attempt to stretch the coffee break to undisplease zoid.

Dancing_Dolphin: Ooooo....my chatters list disappeared....
Dancing_Dolphin: Oooo ... it's back now
GreyShirt: wb, DD's chatters list.

Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker parts the split a little and shows Data the garter
Morg_CheerLeaderinaChoker: see... ?
Admiral_Datazoid . o O (Parts the split!? Hmm ... I feel sorry for anyone who just entered the room and caught that phrase.)
GreyShirt dissolves into a puddle of quivering jelly.
GreyShirt . o O (I must get a grip.)
Admiral_Datazoid . o O (Err ... Bad phrase, Grey.)
GreyShirt . o O (Errr ... You're right. Oopsie.)

Elaira_ sticks a couple of m&m's up Grey's nose.
GreyShirt snorts and almost overdoses on chocolate.

GreyShirt: Peripatetic. Of or relating to the philosophy or teaching methods of Aristotle, who conducted discussions while walking about in the Lyceum of ancient Athens.
Elaira_: Peripatetic- 1. walking or travelling about; itinerant.....2. the thing Grey said

GreyShirt occasionally is tempted to pour his coffee in the urinal. Eliminates the middle man.