@ William H Macy leaping about like Donald Duck on some kind of hormone therapy.


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This page was generated in Swahili.

So. You're reading the bit at the bottom again. how about I suggest some things you could be doing instead? Then, when you get to the end of the paragraph, you can feel vaguely fulfilled and perhaps even go out and do one or all of them? Or you can just think "Hey, he's just knocking off ideas from Monkey Island!", but it's all good in the end. Anyhow, why not wash the car, or buy some groceries? Donate someone's body to science! Invent a new way to varnish wood! Learn a new language! Learn two new languages! Find some bugs! Then race 'em! Kill the losers.

Some random words to make the search engines freak out:
Sphagnum Grease! Nipples on tap! Parsley wedges! Sputnik Cheesecake! Leprosy on Toast! Cardboard Bollocks! Chutney On A Stick! Toilet Paper Sorbet! Exploding Frog! Brrt-Nyitnyit! Champion Glee! Spherical Dormouse!